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volleyballer

yeah, my lil sis, she's a volleyballer.
by Kyle H. April 17, 2005
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Lord Voldemort

The arch-villian in the Harry Potter series. He was born Tom Marvolo Riddle to Merope Gaunt, a cross-eyed descendent of Salazar Slytherin and Tom Riddle Senior, a handsome, rich and cocky muggle.

Already calculating and shrewd as a boy, he grew to be one of the most feared dark wizards of all time.

His main aim, presumably, is to achieve immortality, rid the world of muggles and take over the wizarding world.

Is often called 'Voldy' by fans.
by MarianneNZ November 11, 2006
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Voldermort

A misspelling of "Voldemort". Voldemort is the primary villain in the Harry Potter series.

Some fans of the books tend to insert the additional "R" often, probably because of its location on the keyboard next to "E". This frequent error is terribly irritating to certain pedantic HP fans; the resulting situation is terribly funny to relatively average fans like me.
But I thought Voldermort was Harry's grandfather...?
by Kalondo May 24, 2005
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Voldemart

A chain of department stores started in the eighth Harry Potter book by the evil Lord Voldemort under a pseudonym. Specialises in cursed Muggle artefacts.
(SPOILER ALERT:) voldemort's ghost returns as a sheep and opens up a chain of stores- 'voldemart', attempting to take over the world via consumerism.

Dark witch A: i'm having some people i don't like over for tea next week. where did you get those biting tea cups?
Dark witch B: Voldemart. You want to go shopping later? I have to stock up on cursed opal necklaces.
by SeveraVanPoe May 1, 2009
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volleyball

Contrary to what some people seem to believe, volleyball is a sport, not a form of entertainment for horny losers. There are many variations, such as doubles beach volleyball and indoor 6 vs. 6. It takes more skill than most losers have, so they choose to ogle at female players rather than get off their asses and learn to play. And by the way, volleyball isn't just a sport for women; men play too.
Most people who "play volleyball" have never played volleyball.

Gym volleyball is not volleyball.

Picnic volleyball is not volleyball.

I love volleyball.
by ssaamm kk April 3, 2008
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Pit Of Voles

A very popular fanfic archive website fanfiction.net that has come under fire for the badfic therein.

After banning all adult content, ff.net became known for an absurd ratio of incredibly bad and juvenile fanfiction. Thus, the name "Pit Of Voles" was born on the TWoP Forums.
I took a wonder over to The Pit Of Voles and almost vomited.
by Treehouseman June 12, 2005
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cheeto voldemort

Person A: how did the Cheeto Voldemort win the election?

Person B: what's a 'Cheeto Voldemort'
Person A: the Cheeto Voldemort? Oh! That's Trump! I thought you knew that.
by luuunaaa January 15, 2017
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