First you lose your job, then become homeless, come to find out your wife had someone else's baby. Kind of like a country song, but you can't help but wonder why you have such bad karma: Vortex of Shit.
by MadamexXx March 3, 2009
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by DJpro39 July 31, 2022
Get the devil vortex saws mug.A vortex of charisma is defined as special powers that very select individuals posses, which draws people they encounter into the individual's spell like control. People drawn into the vortex are likely to give up items of value, at no cost. In the case of most women who are drawn into the vortex, they are often found partially clothed, or completely naked, and at the complete disposal of the possessor of the vortex.
Man, Jonathan has such a vortex of charisma, he seems to be able to suck anyone it to it....
Jonathan gets a lot of women in bed, with his mastery of the vortex of charisma!
Jonathan gets a lot of women in bed, with his mastery of the vortex of charisma!
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Stanch was so overwhelmed by the sheer vartigonic of his ice of glass tea, to the extent that he expelled most of what he had for lunch the previous daylight cycle.
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