Valentine’s Day

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.
Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh
by The guy over there February 14, 2018
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valentines day

The scrutinization of single people day.
Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
by Xyrena June 13, 2007
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bloody valentine

your bloody valentine is someone you swear up and down you’re so in love with, but the relationship has moments of toxicity or manipulation. your bloody valentine is someone who can flip a switch in an instant to become someone else, but you say you love them and they say they love you anyways. your bloody valentine is someone you just can’t seem to move on from, you say you don’t care but the thought of them with someone else tears you up.

“𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘸𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘣𝘢𝘥, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘺𝘰𝘶’𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘦𝘴𝘵 𝘪 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘥”

“𝘪 𝘥𝘰𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘧𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘪’𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘵𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵”

“𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘳𝘶𝘦 𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦, 𝘰𝘳 𝘢𝘮 𝘪 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴?”

“𝘣𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘣𝘺…”
by the girl you can’t forget January 16, 2022
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Faye Valentine

Leading risque lady in the futuristic anime "Cowboy Bebob".

FayeValentine.net
Hey! Did you see the new CB episode, Faye Valentine is shit hot.
by Aidenne July 28, 2006
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Valentine's Day

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....
by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008
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valentine's day

A "holiday" that only applies to people already in a relationship. For everyone else, it's just a regular day
Happy fucking Valentine's Day
by katie was here August 23, 2007
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