Valdouches

A term to describe annoyance and The french or French Canadian version of a Douche/Douche bag, usually said to describe multiple women.

hey where are those Valdouches with my sandwich.

by wolfmanali April 25, 2010

Valdemar

A very nice person every person likes. Valdemar have a VERY big dick

He is a very nice man #Valdemar

by Bosss12123 November 24, 2021

Valdosta handshake

A way to seal the deal or build trust by taking another man’s member in your mouth.

Don’t worry it’s official. Even did a Valdosta handshake on it.

by Dependable Don March 9, 2023

Red_Valdez

Someone who is leeter than Darkness.

Red Valdez > Darkness

by Red Valdez April 5, 2003

Valdemar

gayest dude in the world

girl 1: valdemar is so gay
girl 2: the gayest actually

by dinguswingus694269 April 28, 2022

Kick a Valdemar day

Every wednesday you have to kick a Valdemar.

Rules:
He can't kick back or defend himself.
You are allowed to kick him.

"I am really looking forward to kick a Valdemar day"
"Yes me too"

by Pølsekarsten69 November 20, 2020

valdosta, georgia

1. A city where there's not much to do, not much to see, and not much reason to live here. There are basically no good jobs, plenty of illegal mexicans, and well beyond your fill of steriotypical black gangbangers. And apparently the only requirement to get a license to drive, is learning how to parallel park. Valdosta is home to the Blazers, the Wild Adventures theme park, the Moody Air Force Base, a Golden Corral, lots of stray animals, many all-black neighborhoods, dollar-stores with barred doors and windows, people that can't drive worth shit, routine car wrecks, crooked cops that enjoy beating people senseless, and yours truly. All the big city experience, but in a smaller, more redneck package. Stop on by!

Guy: Hey, did you hear about the car wreck in valdosta, georgia?

JNJ: Which one?

Guy: The one where nobody died.

JNJ: Nobody died!? There IS a God!

Guy: YEEHAH! Now I'm gonna go have sex with my 12 year old cousin/sister/daughter/uncle Joe!

JNJ: Tell the cops that I said "hey", as they bash your skull in.

Guy: Will do!

by JusticeNJudgement February 28, 2011