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Virginia Killing Sticks 

I'll meet you at the bar, I need to pick up a pack of Virginia killing sticks.

West Virginia Two Step

When two female cousins from West Virginia scrap the ball sweat from a man and swap it orally back and forth.
Shawna and Karen gave Joe the ol West Virginia Two Step the other night. He said thank you by making them a fried bologna sandwich.

West Virginia Grit Shits 

When you eat a pan of buttery grits with your sister and fuck her on the kitchen table and when you get ready to cum you stick a finger in your ass and smear shit and grits on your face and yell country roads take me home.
I performed a West Virginia Grit Shits with my sister yesterday after church.

Virginia rat slap 

When your girlfriend plays "bop it" with your penis
My girlfriend gave me the good ol' Virginia rat slap last night

West Virginia Pink Spatoon 

After the act of gaping/wallering out a woman's anal cavity, use the bored out hole as a spitter whilst continuing to have intercourse.
Hey Breanna, Geoff brought his mint Copenhagen, I thinks he wants to West Virginia Pink Spatoon you.

West Virginia citation style

When a writer attaches footnotes to a footnote (i.e., uses toenotes) but, due to inbreeding, the number of toenotes used is not equal to five.
Rather than opting for Chicago style, MLA, or APA, she defaulted to West Virginia citation style.