by Alex Thomas Yarbrough March 15, 2008
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Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
Features 5 music videos and two live shows too.
There is also "the Urethra Chronicles 2" which is also equally funny and random.
On The DVD of the urethra chronicles:
Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"
or:
(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
Mark: "Tell them what they do in the phillipenes tom!"
Tom: "we heard that in the phillipenes, if a baby boy cries they suck its penis and it stops. that works with me too, if i cry just suck my penis and i will stop!"
or:
(at a concert)
Tom: *fucks up guitar on a song* "im sorry. i fucked that song up. its not because i suck at guitar!"
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The inevitable name Aretha Franklin will choose after her peniplasty. Because of her strength and courage to change gender roles and possess a phony dick, she will become an inspiration to adults and children alike.
Urethra Franklin: I'm strong and proud, baby!.
Other Guy: How?
Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.
Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)
Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.
Other Guy: How?
Urethra Franklin: Because women of the world will want me and scream my name URETHRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Other Guy: Sorry, that won't happen.
Urethra Franklin: One day it won't matter what you are or who y...(interupted)
Some Other Guy: Get over yourself you made a mistake.
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