Quote from iPad
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
"Apple's revolutionary new sanitary napkin device for females. The iPad senses when it's that time of the month and automatically sends a message to a pre-programmed phone number, letting your man know that he's not getting sex tonight. Sensors tuned in to your brainwaves can accurately forecast your mood up to 12 hours in advance, automatically queueing up The Notebook in your Netflix video on demand while simultaneously ordering chocolate to be delivered to your front door.
Forget tampons. Try the iPad today!
Andre: ...it was seriously the biggest fish I have ever caught dude - hang on I got a text. Oh fuck.
Tim: What's going on today?
Andre: I just got a message from my wife's iPad. It's forecasting her mood as "Nazi bitch".
Tim: Dude, I would not want to be you.
Andre: Yeah, can I spend the night on your couch?"
Why do most definitions on Urban dictionary involve sex
by Brandon:P July 03, 2012
You can search up any word you want to know the meaning of on Urban Dictionary. You can also define your own word.
by fhk x3 April 12, 2017
by Lidster March 05, 2012
Me: Hey dude, Urban dictionary has the EXACT definition of Kristofer AND Hannah but for some reason NOT Anthony.
by What the bleep September 28, 2017
A great site to look up Internet slang. However, the editors are idiots that hardly ever publish anything anyone sends them.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
And yes, I know this will not get published.
Girl: I sent a definition to Urban Dictionary.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
Guy: Cool, but the stupid editors will never publish it.
by EmeraldCat September 04, 2013
A collection of completely pointless crap written by a bunch of drunken self-important college students who claim it's a dictionary written by YOU but in fact is only written by them and their douchebag friends. They have ridiculous, contradictory editor guidlines such as "publish racist comments but not racism." The Urban Dictionary largely exists so these little tinhorn megalomaniacs can feel the rush of power from rejecting people's suggestions.
I feel like being an asshole. Oh, I know, I'll publish some vile, hateful "definition" in the Urban Dictionary
by drifter88 August 15, 2009
by Urban dickshunist August 24, 2008