uptown Philly

Chestnut Hill, East Mt Airy, Germantown.

The real part of Philly....uptown and pround

Damn, I wanna go to uptown philly so I can play some dice

by Savage 392972 October 30, 2023

staying uptown

sex with a woman where only her boobs are involved.

Him: How bout a slice?

Her: How bout staying uptown tonight, I'm having my monthly visitor.

by MadCobraStyle September 17, 2010

Bob Uptown

A discreet expression to announce you are cruising the intercity streets for a hooker for a knob bobbing blow job.

Dude lets go shoot pool.

Not tonight braaaahh. I'm going to see Bob Uptown.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2017

keep it uptown

When a girl doesn't want to go all the way, but is more than willing to blow you.

Jeanne didn't always want to give it all up on the first date, but she was all too happy to keep it uptown.

by regord October 15, 2010

Cincinnati Uptown

When you and your honey run out of depression medication and have to fuck to feel human again.

"We gotta stop doing the Cincinnati Uptown, babe."

by Princess of Armenia March 30, 2015

Tony Uptown

A girl or guy that tries really hard to act wealthy but in reality is lower class and most likely leases all their b&ws...

sally: omg lindsay tries so fucking hard to seem rich . like, we know both your parents work at McDonalds
raul: yeah for real, she is a tony uptown

by Sarasota Bitch March 29, 2016

Take it uptown

The SFW approach to telling someone to stick (it) up their ass.

Take it uptown - shove it up your ass.

You know what you can do with that attitude?!? You can take it all the way uptown!

by Daves-not-here-man February 14, 2020