Uptown Kurtis

Non-alcoholic beverage that tastes like a craft ginger ale (contains a negligible amount of alcohol). See Example for how to order at a bar.

Ryan: Can I please have an Uptown Kurtis?
Bartender: Sorry, I'm not familiar with that...what is it?
Ryan: It's non-alcoholic...Sprite with a dash of bitters and a splash of coke.
Bartender: Oh nice...coming right up!

by FuturePrimitive April 15, 2013

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Uptown

A place in Victoria BC where kids hangout in the upstairs of McDonald’s and start beef with other kids or adults and vape inside. Usually get kicked out and fight the indian manager.

Mom: What did you do at uptown today?
Kid: Sat in uptown dons and ate.

by Xanny bars November 7, 2019

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Uptown Skonk

A more upmarket version of the typical 'Skonka', maybe one that habituates in the boroughs of chelsea

"Oh look at that Skonka" " Hun, shes wearing Fendi, thats deffo an "Uptown Skonk"

by bsg2504 May 29, 2016

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the uptown lowdown

Its either a sweet dance or a term for fucking

jerry: Hey Phil I heard my parents doing the uptown lowdown last night
Phil: well which uptown lowdown were they doing?
Jerry: how am I supposed to know they sound about the same

by (insert-name-here) February 22, 2021

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