by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011
Get the Universal Bathroom Time mug.The well known rule that fat people may make fat jokes or comments at other fat people without offending them.
It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
It is not required to say "Universal Fat Guy Rule" after a big guy makes a comment to another, nor is it to just say "UFGR".
Skinny Guy: Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*
Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"
Joe (Who's a hefty fellow) : *punch to the face*
Harold (Also a big guy): Nice moobs, Joe!
Joe: *starts to look offended, but remembers the Universal Fat Guy Rule* "Thanks!"
by AShiftyLookingFatGuy June 18, 2010
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a single word or group of words than can be used in just about any situation. a swiss army knife of the english language, a universal noun will have near limitless applications.
for an example of a universal noun, take the other urban dictionary listing word (and yes, i meant to refer to the listing for "word").
A versatile declaration, originating (more or less) in hip-hop culture.
"Word" has no single meaning, but is usually used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, agreement, or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.
Its usage among young blacks has been parodied ad nauseam among clueless suburban whites.
examples:
person 1: "Come on man, we're going to the store."
person 2: "Word." (acknowledging and agreeing with)
person 1: "Word!" (conveying "I've got important news to tell you")
person 2: "What's up man?!"
person 1: "Yo, I wrecked my car last night."
person 2: "Word?" ("You speak the truth?")
person 1: "Word." ("I speak the truth.")
person 3: "Word..." (acknowledging the event, as well as the other's financial and emotional loss)
a statement of indifference
Proper Usage-
1) After any sentence
2) After any statement of any kind (i.e. angry statement, statement of love...)
3) Just about anywhere you feel like putting it.
4) Don't abuse the power of word. Use it properly. And randomly.
Proper Usage-
ex:
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Went to the movies. Word.
Person 1: Word.
Improper Usage-
ex:
Person 1: What did you do last night? Word.
Person 2: I went to the AMC theatre and watched a movie.
Person 1: Went to the word movies huh? Word, word. Word.
A versatile declaration, originating (more or less) in hip-hop culture.
"Word" has no single meaning, but is usually used to convey a casual sense of affirmation, acknowledgement, agreement, or to indicate that something has impressed you favorably.
Its usage among young blacks has been parodied ad nauseam among clueless suburban whites.
examples:
person 1: "Come on man, we're going to the store."
person 2: "Word." (acknowledging and agreeing with)
person 1: "Word!" (conveying "I've got important news to tell you")
person 2: "What's up man?!"
person 1: "Yo, I wrecked my car last night."
person 2: "Word?" ("You speak the truth?")
person 1: "Word." ("I speak the truth.")
person 3: "Word..." (acknowledging the event, as well as the other's financial and emotional loss)
a statement of indifference
Proper Usage-
1) After any sentence
2) After any statement of any kind (i.e. angry statement, statement of love...)
3) Just about anywhere you feel like putting it.
4) Don't abuse the power of word. Use it properly. And randomly.
Proper Usage-
ex:
Person 1: What did you do last night?
Person 2: Went to the movies. Word.
Person 1: Word.
Improper Usage-
ex:
Person 1: What did you do last night? Word.
Person 2: I went to the AMC theatre and watched a movie.
Person 1: Went to the word movies huh? Word, word. Word.
by maxblockm March 22, 2007
Get the universal noun mug.The 'you' pertaining to everyone in general, usually paired with a suggestion.
Such as "you should always dress better than the rest"
Such as "you should always dress better than the rest"
George: You should always have 3 helpings of vegetable a day
Lenard: Me? why me?
George: No Len, not you 'YOU', i was merely using the universal you.
Lenard: Me? why me?
George: No Len, not you 'YOU', i was merely using the universal you.
by kingdomcumerz January 12, 2009
Get the universal you mug.That with which homo sapiens will be reunited via what has commenced as the internet. Universal Consciousness, by definition, has no corporeal aspect other than that which it enjoys having been imbued into intelligent, i.e.consious, organisms -- one of which is homo sapiens. Other, perhaps superior, examples include marine mammals, especially porpoises and dolphins with high brain mass / convolution depth and frequency to body mass ratio. But how,for now anyway, can we speak for them? We can't. So, back to the "big uplink"....
Allow me to abbreviate Universal Consciousness... god. OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly, an understatement, interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.
In reality, it is simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.
So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.
Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth -- from both points of view -- through death -- from a virtually infinite number of points of view -- is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god -- ready for this? -- GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh?
Anybody have an explanation more intuitively satisfying? What else could we be doing here? Let's here it...
Allow me to abbreviate Universal Consciousness... god. OK... god can't feel a thing. In the past, the role of homo sapiens in bringing some tactile and, whoa, much other, input to god has been popularly, an understatement, interpreted in such terms as "...he gave his only begotten son..." Whatever.
In reality, it is simpler and much less emotional than that: God can't feel... so we're here to feel and report back. Enough with the only begotten son crap, in my opinion.
So the Big Uplink has been under way for ages... only without the link having yet formed. Enter: the internet.
Bottom line: eventually all human tactile, corporeal, emotional, intellectual, and perceived spiritual experience is made knowable for god through that which has started out as digital technology. Eventually, bodies become obsolete. Eventually, all physical experience from chidbirth -- from both points of view -- through death -- from a virtually infinite number of points of view -- is translated into 1's and 0's, or wherever digital leads... and god -- ready for this? -- GETS IT. There's your "meaning of life", eh?
Anybody have an explanation more intuitively satisfying? What else could we be doing here? Let's here it...
God cannot feel... that is why we are here... and that is what we, as a species, have to report back. Corporeal to pure intelligence... it starts with the 'net. Eventually it's all back to Clear Light.
by Littleflower November 15, 2004
Get the Universal Consciousness mug.a theme park, there are a couple of these across the US. i have been to universal studios hollywood in california, about 60 times, and they are great for tourists but after a while you realize there are only 3 good rides. but if you enjoy paying ten dollars for a slize of pizza, then ride a plane to california and spend your life savings on some cotton candy , a funel cake, and a picture of your purple faced wife , in the mummy ride.
by keyboardpenny August 14, 2008
Get the universal studios mug.The channel that, when nothing is on, you always put on, in hopes that something good will come on it sooner or later.
Guy 1: Ugh...There's nothing on TV!
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. That's why I just put on my universal channel.
Guy 1: Really? So did I. What're you watching?
Guy 2: ...Rachel Ray...
Guy 2: Yeah, I know. That's why I just put on my universal channel.
Guy 1: Really? So did I. What're you watching?
Guy 2: ...Rachel Ray...
by AimeeKeiko August 28, 2009
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