Uncle Rapaport

Noun. This is the white people version of an Uncle Tom. Named after Michael Rapaport who would give oral sex to an African American before being proud of anything regarding his white heritage.

Bill: Hey broski are you still gonna buy Nike shoes?

Jared: After Uncle Rapaport just sold his soul to Al Sharpton defending them? Nah I think I'll switch to ADIDAS.

by Coonin with Al Sharpton July 14, 2019

Uncle Tusky

Uncle Tusky is a character in Zero Punctuation that makes occasional appearances. His first appearance was in Yahtzee Croshaw's review of The Orange Box. Specifically, he was talking of Half-Life 2's unexplained unveiling of a strange character that everyone knew already. He uses the similie that the event is "like coming home from school to find a walrus sitting at the family dinner table and you're the only one who seems to notice." The illustration depicts a walrus sitting at a table with another person offering "Uncle Tusky" some more potatoes. In Zero Puncutation's review of Super Mario Galaxy, while Yahtzee Croshaw mentions Super Mario Galaxy's unintuitive camera controls. He shows Uncle Tusky with a camera atop his head and a faceless voice saying, "Put that down Uncle Tusky."

Uncle Tusky does not want potatoes. He wants a salad.

by The Farkinator December 9, 2008

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children

Uncle Sam's Misfit Children are the USMC, the Marines.

I joined Uncle Sam's Misfit Children in 1967 for the Tet offensive.

by I, Wreckerrr April 4, 2021

Uncle Hummer

When a person wraps a pair of balls in tin foil, puts them in their mouth and hums the Star Spangle Banner.

She gave me an Uncle Hummer last night while we watched the fireworks.

by MidniteMae September 25, 2023

Creepy Uncle Syndrome

Where a person is really nice and outgoing, but you always have the feeling that he/she is a creeper/pedophile/ect.

Dude, my gym teacher last year had some bad creepy uncle syndrome!

by Neinman January 1, 2010

Crazy Uncle Johnny

one cool motherfucker

Look at that cool guy over there...he's Crazy Uncle Johnny.

by Mister Webster January 16, 2008

Meme Uncle

Someone who takes memes to far and butchers them. Meme Uncles only like mainstream memes, and are commonly talking about mainstream dead memes as well. When a Meme Uncle finds a meme he/she likes they can usually be found showing people memes, and taking memes to far.

"Hey man, look at this really cool meme I just found it's harambe mixed with dat boi ."

" John your'e such meme uncle."

by Chamagic January 12, 2017