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black uniform syndrome

the amazing transformation that comes over someone that works in law enforcement/securtiy. It occurs simultaneously with the donning of the uniform. The wearer instantly feels invincible and develops a "Im Superior" attitude.
Suzie-- honey your sooo nice to me, buying me all those flowers for my birthday.

Jeremiah--awww honey, your welcome

(gets dressed in his black uniform)

Suzie-- Have a safe nite, i love you!

Jeremiah-- Watever woman! When i get home you better be in the kitchen, making me some pie! Because Im the MAN!

Suzie--(muttering) damn black uniform syndrome
by princessandrea1219 March 23, 2011
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sailor uniform

Also known as a seifuku. A cute and attractive uniform worn by Japanese girls.
by ToasterStroodles June 1, 2016
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pimp uniform

a universal outfit designated for the use of pimps only, even though many white people known as wiggers wear them. a pui(pimp uniform) can help hoes find their pimp because he will be easier to spot. pui's are also pretty damn cool.
nig 1-"yo u see dat nigga in that pui?"
nig 2-"damn i gots ta get myself some of dat shit."
nig 1-"ya but u white"
nig 2-"oh shit."
by ralphie jones the sequel July 11, 2004
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Home Uniform

Comfortable or loose-fitting clothing (like sweats) worn at home, especially after the holidays or a large meal.
"I ate so much at the buffet I can't wait to get back to the house and put on my home uniform"
by mbgolfer05 February 4, 2010
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Full Uniform Wanker

Someone seen outside their normal work environment wearing their full uniform. Example - a Prison Officer spotted in a shop openly wearing their epaulettes and with key chain swinging freely. Does not apply to anyone who at least makes an effort to disguise their uniform eg by wearing a civilian coat.
I was in ALDI this afternoon and saw a Full Uniform Wanker doing their shopping. And they’re not even on duty til nine tonight.
by Wighteggy November 12, 2019
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Purple Crayon uniform

Black dudes club gear highlighted by a dress shirt with tennis shoes.
Javon was rocking his {Purple Crayon uniform}: 7 Diamonds shirt, Trues, and Pumas.
by barrysantoro May 15, 2011
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non uniform

THe only good day of school were your tru colours are shown
by My nam is Jeff April 4, 2019
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