Tired of the old cum sock? This is 2020. Time for a new change. Before, in previous years, the cum sock was the popular form of stopping the nut with an item of clothing typically found on the foot. Yes, the sock. But now mom knows all about your secrets and is tired of picking up your soggy waste of cum. However, with the cum underwear, cumming is now quick and easy, and can even be done in your sleep! With no need to pull out the old dirty sock, cum underwear allows you to cum whenever, however, and wherever! In public? NO PROBLEM. Just cum in your underwear! This item is the next look into the future, and can help mankind stop shaming themselves for the infamous cumsock.... cum underwear 2020.
“Dude you still cum in a sock?? Shit is old, just use cum underwear like a normal person you sick fuck.”
by Icuminmypantsfuckyou May 11, 2020
Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots
Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.
by Joe Smith January 15, 2005
extreme underwear: the only underwear that jerks you off while you shred down mount everest on a plank of wood while a bunch of pirates try to catch you and rape your ass
by -ImpaCt- August 24, 2005
The theory that almost all guys do not know what color boxers/ briefs they are wearing at any given time unless they
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay
a. just changed
b. checked while you were not looking
c. just had sex
d. are gay
the underwear theory proves boys, when asked what color boxers they are wearing, will say
"uhhhh....does it madder?"
"Hell I don't know!"
"uhhhh....does it madder?"
"Hell I don't know!"
by softballlover061 June 22, 2009
The sign that a well-known athlete has become a celebrity, such that they represent their own brand of underwear. Examples include David Beckham, Michael Jordan and Cristiano Ronaldo.
by yes juanito yes November 16, 2014
The substitution of of basketball shorts for traditional underwear because of lazyness or constant intoxication.
by HottCarl November 17, 2010
The act of scoring from the exposed underwear of members of the opposite sex. When a colour of underwear is spotted, the spotter will then shout out the score, which corresponds to the score given to the balls in snooker. This also allows plenty of gratuitous letching by spotters mates.
Red = 1 point
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
yellow = 2 points
Green = 3 points
Brown = 4 points
Blue = 5 points
Pink = 6 points
Black = 7 points
White = -4 points
Commando = 147 break!
by Kieran January 17, 2004