Twonk

A dog who is small and abnormal.

“Your dog is one Twonk!”

by THE OOKA BOOKA May 22, 2024

TWONK

When someone is being an idiot or is pissing you off and finally if a person is being an absolute piss licker

Piss off you TWONK

by GAYBOYBRUV February 29, 2020

Twonk

A person who is equally a twit and a plonker (both Australian slang terms of an idiot) Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.

by Useless_PiZZa May 20, 2019

Twonk

Portmanteau stemming from 'twink' and 'wonka,' in reference to Timothee Chalamet's casting in the upcoming Wonka prequel

'Timothee Chalamet is redefining Willy Wonka; is the year of the twonk upon us?'

by casgetouttamyass October 14, 2021

Twonk

A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice

Oi you-the one licking the road-get off your arse you twonk.

by Ploppuwoo February 8, 2020

Twonk

Means a stupid person

You're a twonk

by Ebrbrvtbnt July 3, 2022

twinky-twonk

A person in their twenties.

Kate? You mean that blonde twinky-twonk with the pink Converse?

by PonyTrainBoi January 11, 2021