Twitterpated

The stifling, uncomfortable feeling a person gets when a witty tweet comes to mind, but he/she has no access to twitter.

“He forgot his blackberry. He’s gonna be so twitterpated when he gets home.”

by android_weber August 25, 2009

twitterpated

trying to tweet something but nothing comes out

I had alot to tweet a couple of days ago but now I'm twitterpated.

by ILLooMN8us September 30, 2011

twitterpated

the female condition of having sex but not having an orgasm

even though greg was quite enthusiastic, sarah was left twitterpated and confused

by BBNthaSav August 29, 2010

Twitterbuse

What Most People do when they first get on twitter.

Twitterbuse: 1.Trying to follow 2000 people in day. 2. Spamming your biz link every 3 minutes and hoping someone clicks. 3. Trying to follow 10,000 people in a week

by TheMauiMarketer August 26, 2009

twitterpated

When you find yourself in the restroom, unable to pass a bowel movement due to lack of WiFi or the failure of Twitter app to load.

Jesus Christ, I tried to shit for like, 10 hours, but TweetDeck was fucked and I was completely Twitterpated!!!

by CatTaxAuditor May 13, 2016

Twitterpated

Excited and all aglow about something.

The new girl at his work had the boy all twitterpated!

by JRCFRATTELLO January 28, 2021

Twitterpated

being severely confused during sex because of things you are experiencing at the time...

Girl....that motherfucker went down on me last night...had me all kind of twitterpated!!!

by The RealQueenBee May 2, 2021