twatter snatch 

The female version of cock blocking

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.

twatter snatch by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014

twatter slaughter

Beating the pussy up.

"I got a whole night of twatter slaughter beginning at the smackdown of cock"

twatter slaughter by Linglingpanda December 14, 2017

Twatter Pops

The term used to describe a female that has had someone insert Otter Pops Popsicles into their vagina, also known as a twat, (minus the wrapper) to aid in reviving them after she has overdosed on opiates. They have also been known to have been eaten and enjoyed once revival has been accomplished by the person inserting aforementioned popsicles.

"She has been Twatter Popped!" "We call her Twatter Pops now!"

Twatter Pops by BLRRDVYZYN May 27, 2024

Harry Twatter 

While performing oral sex on a female partner who is wearing an outwardly sharp clitoral ring or piercing, a man will give her vaginal pleasure with his tongue while the woman pushes his face towards her pelvis in order to thrust his tongue deeper into her vagina. Then she decides to be a cunt and thrust the poor mans face into her clitoris so that her ring or piercing will cut his forehead. Thus, he will have received the Harry Twatter because of the Harry Potter like scar on his forehead.

Why do you have stitches on your forehead? My girlfriend decided to be a bitch and give me the Harry Twatter.

Harry Twatter by harrytwatter123 July 31, 2011

CHISLING TWATTER 

An individual who is proving himself to be a right royal pain in the arse.

That spunk-bubble over there is a right chisling twatter, he gets on my tits!

CHISLING TWATTER by Porky Lovin' October 24, 2008

Twitter-twatter 

Someone who Twitters so much that it makes them an obnoxious asshole twat.

Miley is such a twitter-twatter. All she posts is irrelevant lyrics and jokes that nobody gets.

Kevin's twitter-twattering has swamped my homepage more than a few times, that assface.

Twitter-twatter by WhyOfCourse July 25, 2009

hairy twatter

an asian porno that seems to have some sort of plot.

guy1: i was watching hairy twatter.
guy2: good for you... jackass...

hairy twatter by Nickthehick September 10, 2006