Twater

The vulgar term that pilots have for the short field take off aircraft, the Twin Otter: Note: nearly all aircraft have at least one vulgar name

I could see some towering cumulonimbus up ahead so I handed the twater over to the copilot and checked the terminal forecast.

by David November 21, 2004

Twamper

A bag-o-weed worth twenty dollars

dealer: whatcha need?
Buyer : shiat, jus a twamper

by Jeevs January 14, 2003

Twater-boarding

When eating out a female her vagina covers both your mouth and nose and starts to suffocate you.

Jane likes to use twater-boarding a lot to gain information to thwart terrorist attacks.

by team beersnorkeling October 19, 2010

twater

A pervert who likes to stick his/her nose into one's genitals. Just like you, reading this definition.

Pinnochio was a twater celebrated by females; he manages to provide woman orgasms whilst giving man-whores a hell of a time.

by JNinja January 10, 2012

twaker

a word to define a tweeker but its more fun to call people twakers.

man, that dude is a mo'fucken TWAKER!!

by baby tweek November 28, 2005

Ankle Taper

Someone who plays for a more than decent Ice Hockey team, but doesn't play at the same level of skill as the rest of the team. Therefore, the "Ankle Taper" doesn't usually fit in socially with the rest of the team. The term Ankle Taper is related to someone who cannot play well, because it's 'as if he taped his ankles." Referring to the ankle brace on the back of hockey skates, that protrudes up the back of the skate against the backside of the leg. When a player bends his ankle forward (when skating) the ankle brace leaves the surface of the leg. If someone "tapes their ankles" the brace will not leave the leg, therefore making bending your ankles nearly impossible. So skating will cause the skater to bend at awkward angles and look ridiculous; as well as not being able to gain any speed. So in conclusion: an Ankle Taper is someone who cannot skate, or play ice hockey well at all.

Man that was a great game. Their whole team was so good! It was no wonder they won.

Yeah, but did you see that kid who kept falling every time he tried to skate? He looked ridiculous! Like he didn't even know what he was doing!

That kid was such an Ankle Taper!

by Hocckeeyfreeek April 17, 2011

TAPERBAK

A non curse word variation of Tabarnak. A word with many uses. Meaning you think a girl is sexy, or just to express joy. It could be broken down to literally be, tap her back. Meaning to do a girl doggy style, or slap a girls ass. Also used in an instance of being suprised.

-Taperbak!! That car almost hit us!

-I just won the lottery taperbak!!

-I'm gonna taperbak all night long. Then I'm gonna wake up and have a bruski.

-Look at her.. I'd like to taperbak.

by NinjaNomad January 6, 2010