tuskaloosa dumpling

The tuskaloosa dumpling is a classic take on the apalachee squeeze but then you finish her off with a memphis mouth wash. Reach around not necessary.

It was pretty good, I got her to give me a tuskaloosa dumpling

by diepoopmeister69 July 23, 2010

Tuscarora

A High School located in Fredneck, Maryland. Inhabited by many whores of all shapes and sizes. Known for its pot heads, the "rape," bathroom sexcapades, locked bathrooms, teacher-student relations, a pathetic football team, a girls soccer team that needs to kill itself and is on many drugs, and one sexy group of bitches known as ASS. ask about me...Mascot: Titans

Sep: drugs and house
Random Person: you go to Tuscarora ?

by Sep Beauty October 5, 2007

Tuscany Fever

Is when you slam your dick across someone's face over and over until he gets a headache and his head is hot because of the friction, and all the left over Florida Sunshine is snot.

One night, while Magyk is sleeping, I'll sneak up on him, and once he turns around, I'll stick my zaboo in his goo-grinder, then douse it all over with Florida sunshine while pouring Mandarin Extract (or Tangerine Soul) all over his chest in his bed, and for good measure, I'll give him the ol' Tuscany Fever seconds afterward, and with gusto!

by DevilXPanther January 8, 2011

tuscadero taco

When a member of the band Tuscadero shits in your "taco"

Like last October when the bass player was banging my sister, and then gave her a tuscadero taco

by MadDog3030 April 22, 2011

Tuscan Trapdoor

During intercourse (usually during doggy style) the man accidentally or intentionally slips his penis into the women’s asshole.

“How was your date last night?”

“Well last night was great until that bastard tried give me the Tuscan Trapdoor and I threw his ass out. So anyways I’m not constipated anymore.”

by Alibaster Slim August 3, 2012

tesya

a unique name where my family found. I don't know where but I love it. At least you have a normal name.

dad: what should I name her?
aunt: tesya, that's it, she is unique

Baby me: "ah"

by Tesburrito December 8, 2020

Scuttlebuck the Tustard

A colloquial phrase that can be used in various ways deviating from the literal translation, "rape the fart".

I want to see all of you giving it %110 percent! The Mustangs are our biggest rival, you don't need me to remind you of that! And you know Coach Durden plays dirty, so if he sends in the secondary to put pressure on the line I expect you to scuttlebuck the tustards because it's Hammertime, baby! Go Sharks!

by scissorman October 23, 2008