tossed

to have had rough,or unpleasent sex

she walked into work lookin like she got tossed up.

by G-dub October 5, 2003

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Tossed Wet Salad (Venice Cafe Salad)

Similar to a tossed salad (The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus, which is covered in a sweet liquid or syrup) but when the receiver needs to safety wipe.

She thought should would toss my salad, little did she know she was in for a tossed wet salad (Venice Cafe Salad) tonight.

by Yo yo you........ August 2, 2012

tussel crowe

A funny pun used to desribe russel crowe the fag that appears on the advanced hair studio ads and is commonly known to have absolutely no balls at all.

Guy 1: Man im like going bald
Guy 2: Wtf fag... go have anal sex with tussel crowe

by LolXcore February 27, 2007

Tossed The Whale

Taken from the movie Hancock when the CGI whale is tossed out into the ocean. Meaning that the CGI was so terrible that the Whale was Tossed.

Lord of the Rings "tossed the whale" during the cave troll scene. It just looked so fake.

by jupiter0225 August 22, 2008

tossed salad

eating ass.
licking someones asshole

I love to soss salad in prison. It keeps me safe.

by jim jones January 25, 2005

tossed seizure salad

The act of tossing an epileptic person's salad, either performed mid-seizure or resulting in a seizure.

You're an asshole for tonguing that epileptic person's asshole.

I tossed an epileptic soyboob's salad yesterday. It tasted like hemp and granola.

I met the perfect guy last night at an epilepsy support group. We had coffee, bagels, and watched a delightful romantic comedy together. Afterward, we went back to my place for a night cap, turned on the strobes, and had some tossed seizure salad for dessert. It was delicious.

by Erykah Badu March 21, 2010

tossed up

to smoke lots of weed and get tossed up , high

hey dude yesterday i got sooo tossed up from that weed it was ridiculous!

by shant telimi December 19, 2007