Turnbuckle Syndrome

To be the biggest, strongest, fastest kid in your school at the age of 12 but then not grow another inch or gain another ounce of athletic ability thru the rest of your young adulthood.

Cheerleader: Who is that 5th grader on the sidelines of the Varsity football game?
Other Cheerleader: Oh girl, that's Turner. He has a bad case of Turnbuckle Syndrome. Poor bastard hasn't grown an inch or gained an ounce of athletic ability since the 5th grade.
Cheerleader: Awww, poor little guy...

by GHS 4 Life November 27, 2012

Dirty Turner

An individual who shoves cream eggs up their bum for pleasure.

“Why’s Ned late for rugby?”
“He’s doing a Dirty Turner”

by Dirtyturnerenthusiast February 13, 2019

Alex Turner me on

This means Alex Turner turns you on.

This makes Alex Turner me on

by Lily Malfoy Weasley Turner January 24, 2021

turn a blind eye

01: Intentionally overlook or ignore something.
02: Have full knowledge of something and refusing to check it out.

People that turn a blind eye, most of the time are no good.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant April 19, 2005

alex turner

Lead singer of the ever so popular Arctic Monkeys. He is much loved by 'DING' because of his Sheffield accent.

Instead of saying "bottoms" Alex Turner says "buh'ums."

by Alex Turner April 22, 2006

turf work

a broad that strolls thru the hood lookin for the dick.

that beezy is a turf worker

by theyayarea December 18, 2008

turnip face

(Noun). When you get severe sunburn on your face that is really dark and makes you look like a turnip.

Joe had turnip face after the football game on Saturday.

by the katkoko October 10, 2009