Torkington

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

laundromat turding

A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.

We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021

Tucking Fypos

Fucking typos backwards,used in im conversations when one make typo

NightStalker2K8:hey, usp
airsoft128:usp???
NightStalker2k8:*sup
NightStalker2k8:Tucking Fypos!

by gtadude December 7, 2004

Turning Japanese

Title of 1980 hit record by The Vapors, with a rhythm said to be suitable for masturbation. Title is a reference to the contorted face typical of a guy about to blow his load after a good tommy. The lyrics apparently tell the story of a guy in jail wanking over a picture of his girl.

1. 'Turning Japanese' by The Vapors made it to number 3 in the UK chart in early 1980.
2. I was having an awesome wank last night and just as I was about to cream myself my fucking roomate burst in and said "Fuck, you're turning Japanese!". How we laughed.

by jo-ent November 7, 2006

Turning Red

A 2-hour commercial disguised as a movie.

Seriously, they should get the world record as the longest commercial ever

I cannot wait to watch Turning Red

Oh wait a minute, it’s just a two-hour commercial.

by mynoduesp6666 March 14, 2022

turning on the ignition

a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with

b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand

are you ready to start turning on the ignition, as in definition a)?

by Sexydimma January 24, 2015

Double Tusking

To play Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in succession or simultaneously.

Person A: Tusk, with all the pauses, the way Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be, but on repeat.

Person B: I can't believe that she-devil is Double Tusking.

by Dong King December 11, 2010