Turkeling

When you have you weiner sucked underwater, while having a dead fish up your ass

“Dear god Louise, our turkeling session was very expeditious. Are we up for tomorrow with the kids.”

by turkeler2000 May 4, 2024

Turdella

An extremely constipated person

"Wow I was gripping that shag carpet with how hard I was straining, I was a serious turdella"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

turbel

A variant of trouble

Me: "Man, you're gonna be in big turbel."

by Gamrdies January 9, 2025

turtelly

The same as "Totally" but with a little turtle flair

He said, "Going to concerts is always more fun with other humans!"
She replied, "Turtelly!"

by kmanpdx February 11, 2025

Van Triel Effect

When you meet somebody in real life for the first time, but you have the feeling you already know them, because you’ve seen them on social media

I know we never met before but I have the feeling I know you, because I’ve seen you on my friends stories a lot. A total van Triel effect

by NVM1992 September 20, 2019

The Reverend Turtelius master love

Originated in the love canal we all know as jason's dark, and recessed mind... this ones for you

The Reverend: Hey, you in the glasses...mmmhmm thats it
Girl in glasses: Screw you
The Reverend: Hey lady, your just playing hard to get OHHH SNAPPP

also....... That man, let me tell you, he's good looking, gets all the women, he must be The reverend Turtelius master love

A.K.A jason

by Jason.. aka Turtelius fresh November 8, 2004