Amber Turd

A steaming, stinking pile of 💩 disguised as a human. Will 💩 in the bed of anyone who upsets her.

Don’t upset me or I will Amber Turd in your bed

by Verdict is in June 3, 2022

Amber Turd

Amber Turd:
Partner has Taco Bell she shits on her husbands pillow, pegs him from behind while insulting him and rubbing his face in the dirty pillow… then calling the police and lying about her husband commiting domestic abuse.

I woke up in jail with pinkeye because my wife gave me the Amber Turd

by Dr Brown Eye June 15, 2022

Amber Turd

The bitch that tried to take $10M from Jonny Depp and thankfully lost.

Person 1: Bro did you hear what Amber Turd did today?
Person 2: Still trying to make an attempt to steal $10M dollars from Jonny Depp? Yeah...

by GrapeJuicey1 June 2, 2022

Dry Land Turd

When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.

Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd

by olive man July 13, 2015

Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Win da turd

"Win the third period" with a French accent. A phrase spoken by Vancouver Canucks winger Alex Burrows, who was doing color commentary while rehabbing his shoulder.

“All we ‘ave to do is win da turd.”

by neilhd April 7, 2011

Amber turd's

A narcissistic b#$&@ that files abuse lawsuits on her partner for no reason while shitting on stand also Amber Turd's

Amber turd's is a girl that shits in bed

by URMOMISSUSSYAMONGUSඞඞඞඞඞඞURMOM June 15, 2022