Turdbagger

A person who bags poop all day, leading to a mean, upset, and very crummy attitude. No one like these kind of people.

My teacher is being such a turdbagger today.

by Golden arrow March 7, 2016

turdbergler

A turdbergler is anyone actin a fool.

When Urban dictionary doesn't let you name your friends, but your friends are celebrities, you be like.. "Damn you Turdbergler!"

by Ginger-Snappy July 4, 2016

turdurgency

When you've a sudden emergent need to poop sooo bad you barely make it to the bathroom.

Tony was doing his homework when he had a turdurgency!

by Livinwheeled March 12, 2017

Turdburg

Noun
A hotdog or sausage. It’s long cylindrical shape is reminiscent of a turd.

Jim and Tim went to the frontier hot dog stand to purchase some turdburgs

by Sarah and james March 3, 2021

Turdburglar

When you do anal with someone and you pull out shit

Him: ‘I just pulled out shit’
Her: ‘I thought I cleaned’
Me in their wardrobe: ‘you fucking turdburglar’

by burgl4ry October 12, 2021