Turd

A long coiled piece of poop often found on crosby beach. Always stepped on and often common in dogs.

There's a turd on my foot!

by The turdanator September 28, 2010

Turd

When you rub your cock on someone's dog and the dog explodes, covering you in a massive cloud of smoke that will make you hallucinate about giant flying naked Osama bin Laden's are everywhere.

Turd

by MeaningOfTurd September 25, 2015

turd

shortened non medical word for testicular uranium radiation deterioration. it applies to most heads of state who thinks it nucleur(however you say it ) adds to the number of boyfriends they get to sit around the table and discuss war hire hookers and pour a lot of concrete. the actual workers who mine the uranium who lose arms legs and body parts to contamination are not invited to the party.

We need to throw up a turd to the West to cause a reaction among our citizens that they could go to the uranium fields and lose their body parts unless they conform to the law of our religion.

by mgpaperboy May 27, 2007

turd

1) A piece of, often brown long and foul smelling, matter that exits out of a persons ass crack during the process of defication.
2) Something that just exited out of my ass crack

3) An exclamation that one may yell in a time of distress

1) Teacher: Now class, what is that thing that comes out of your ass crack?
Class: A turd!
Class dumb kid: Artichoke?

2) Hello, UB viewer. I just took a giant turd

3) Person 1: Ur mom just died.
Person 2: Ohhhh TURD!!!

by ...Ud editor... December 24, 2007

turd

A type of doughnut. Those cruellers that are crescent shaped, and pinched on the ends. They are brown with a clear glaze.

Hey, let's go to da bakry n get some turds and joe, yah?
Ya! Dang, I'm so hungry, I could eat tree of 'em.

by nixtheshrubbery April 15, 2008

turd

1. a piece of excrement.
2. a mean, contemptible person.
3. a male heterosexual

That turd was definitely going to be paying off some whore in order to get some pussy tonight!

by A smart and wise woman standing up for good guys everywhere! May 28, 2007

turd

its a thing that brown

ohh i saw a turd today

by shiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttt May 17, 2008