Turd

A turd is a person who is similiar to a nerd no ass getting cunnus. Usually he or she goes out and either stands around and stares at people like a serial killer or does vey uncool things.

Kevin was at a party and was dancing like a turd trying to break dance YESSSSSSSSSS.

by VIGOROUS JONESY January 9, 2008

turds

Another word for shit or crap, used primarily in Scottish slang.

The English are a load of turds.

by clipperthief April 7, 2005

turds

a huge fat curly shit tht curls out of ur ass like a snake and lands on the ground( or loo) in a long spiral. dogs genearlay do huge turds in the street. watch your feet

"Omfg u stoon in those TURDS!"
"My ass really hurts i just did a huge TURDs!"

by jenny jay October 29, 2006

turd

In Ireland (colloquial) , follows first and second.

As in speaking of a race; "Mick was first, Seamus was second, and Sean there came in came Turd"

by John Harworth April 11, 2007

turd

big , fat, smelly shit thats bein launched outta sum1s arsehole!

ewww dude u stepped in turd!

by pete May 21, 2003

turd

turd (commonly known as crap,shit,poo and many more)

i turded in a bowl

by troy stokes December 29, 2008

turds

brown thing that float im my toilet kinda like a monkey versoin of shit

look at dem turds expecially that big one

by PlayDohMan April 26, 2004