Turdless

To not give a shit or to be careless.

"Shit, I'll pass the class when my dad starts giving shits
But as long as our relationship is turdless
I'mma keep burning rubber and fucking these beats with burnt dick" -Earl Sweatshirt

by FlyGirl1410 November 14, 2011

tudder

The tudder is a tongue with 6 utters attached to it. you can squirt out 6 different types of flavored juices with each utter.

“wow! she has a nice tudder!”

“that’s the best tudder juice i have ever had!”

by crabsfrombabs July 10, 2019

Toddler-Tag

The act of your toddler running at you and ramming their head into your junk at high speed.

My kid Toddler-Tagged me yesterday. Dropped me like a bad habit.

by Proud Poppa August 3, 2020

Tiddley At the Milk Bar

To be drunk

Jimmy: I’m drunk
Peter: you’re not drunk: tha is Tiddley at the Milk Bar
Jimmy: tha’s right - I’m so tiddley that I could eat a donner kebab, and I’m vegetarian pal!

by FROM LEEDS April 25, 2023

Shwat-toddle

1. v. the act of kicking someones balls back inside them thus making the remaining skin look like a hammster's empty cheeks.

2. n. a person who does unspeakable things to another person.

1.---
John- "Dude devin got shwat-toddled last night"
Matt- "Wow what twat waffle did that?"
John- "I dunno but he's gonna need reconstructice sergery after that one"
2."That shwat-toddle just teabaged the passed out drunk dude.."

by Magnitization November 6, 2007

Lack-toast-in-toddler-ant

When you can't eat dairy shyt cause youre gassy shyt will make err one flee fo the woods

"Dam dogg no chesse fo me!"

"Im lack-toast-in-toddler-ant and i get hella gassy my homeskilit buscuit"

by HelpYourUncleJackOf AnElephant August 20, 2016

Toddler Tits

A girl with a flat chest; tits like a toddlers.

Dan: Look at Kelly in her bikini,shes got toddler tits!

by MRwar September 26, 2008