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dung trumpet

"I whacked it up her dung trumpet last night"
by Lord Dung trumpet June 11, 2006
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trumpstance

The glowering stare and leaning-forward body language of the 45th President of the US when he seeks to bully other heads of state.
When a journalist asked the Italian Prime Minister about the questionable outcome of the recent G7 summit, as they stood at adjacent podiums in the White House, assuming trumpstance was second nature for the Mobster in Chief.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018
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blow me like a trumpet

A nifty phrase you can drop in the workplace that is sure to offend the ultra tight-ass crowd who have difficulty with crude references to body parts or sex.
Why of course it was entirely impulsive, inappropriate and sadly unprofessional for me to state, “well they can blow me like a trumpet!” - I should have better assessed my audience!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2020
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Trumpistic

Someone who exhibits symptoms of delusion on par with those of Donald Trump or someone who's manner of thinking is "trump-like". It's to be stupid basically ... to talk a lot of unrealistic nonsense out of your ass.
Billy's Wife: Billy was just so TRUMPISTIC this morning, he just wouldn't stop talking about how amazing he was in bed with me, how he ravaged me and brought me to heights of pleasure unknown to almost any other human ... but I don't understand because well, I was asleep.
by rational gadfly July 2, 2016
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trumpet swag

the swag in whch all trumpet players posses
that guys got some serious swag" "well yeah, hes a trumpet player, hes got trumpet swag
by creedence500 August 15, 2010
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Trumpist

The act of being a total idiot.
"Dude, your an idiot, you're an total trumpist"
by St. Chode November 16, 2016
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Trumpectomy

Performed by the following procedure : FIrst...you need take two parts of the DECLARATION of independence we the people are created equal 2nd add one part of the Bible quote do unto others as you would have done unto you. Quotation 3rd at six parts of Common Sense
We need to perform a trumpectomy
by Insane joe kane April 16, 2017
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