trojan man

The only guy that can be decked out in rubber and still gets all the chicks.
or
The more protective seal around your penis.

"See that chick the Trojan man was with"
or
"The trojan man was too big for Tyler and Bo-Bo and their love making."

by Sexy Scott January 28, 2005

Tejano

Another form for Texican


Combines the words Texan and Mexicano.

"Selena was Tejano music's brightest hope for the future."

by depaul420 July 18, 2008

trojan whore

Trojan Whores are college girls that only hook up with guys affiliated with the greek community.

I was trying to hook up with Jessica, but the damn trojan whore wanted some douchebag sigma chi.

by brad bronson June 26, 2008

Trojan roach

A trojan roach is a person who has been banned from a platform but keeps coming back through many alt accounts no matter how many times they get banned, therefore, it's hard to get rid of them. They are usually very toxic towards people.
Canada is known to have a trojan roach problem thanks to VC. Pest control does exist who fights trojan roaches. Most famously SATURDAY, Sardar and Benjamin Kenneth Laude AKA Ben. K. Laude.

Person 1: Trojan roach spotted in the lounge.

Person 2: Wait, let me enter the lounge and take a ss, so I can send it to the admins
(In the lounge)
Person 1: Who let this dickless guy in?
Trojan roach: stfu bich, ur mom

Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.
Trojan roach (thinking to himself): I will just create a new account

(10 minutes later)
Trojan roach (now on a new alt account): wassup bichez
Person 1: You'll regret it. *takes ss*
Trojan roach: tf bich
Admin: Trojan roach is now banned from the Lounges for not following the community guidelines.

by Lehen Ke Boudi December 1, 2022

Trojan

Someone who wasn't accepted to UCLA.

I hope that someday I don't have to settle for being a Trojan...

by God January 17, 2005

trojanaire

When one has used or collected one million trojan condoms or more, they are a trojanaire.

John bought his one millionth condom today. He is officailly a trojanaire!

by cwmusicfreak69 September 4, 2010

Trojan War Helmet

The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.

*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp

"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."

by Fat Goose January 12, 2016