Lampardian Transition

The act of conversing light-heartedly but then shifting quickly to a much more serious tone.

The Lampardian Transition usually starts as an (often bad) joke, but then instantly changes to a much more serious subject.

Here’s an example:
“So then the shopkeeper said that I looked like Baby Yoda, but no seriously my wife left me.”

by Waluigi6969 April 18, 2023

transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!

friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !

by michael foolsley August 25, 2023

Transitive Fail

In many ways like a chain fail, but which tends to propagate down a line like a domino effect. That is, if when A fails then B fails, and when B fails then C fails, then if A fails, C fails.

Because Adam didn't fill the car up with gas, his girlfriend, Becka couldn't get to work on time. Because Becka couldn't get to work, she could not add the sales figures to Craig's presentation. Because Craig did not have the sales figures, the client fired Craig. Craig, in turn, reported Becka's habitual tardiness to management, which got her fired. Because she was fired due to Adam's lack of forethought, she subsequently dumped him.

Since when Adam failed, Becka failed; and when Becka failed, Craig failed, Adam created a transitive fail.

by BANZ111 October 4, 2011

transition word

Transition words are words and phrases that help connect ideas and sentences.

I use transition words in sentences often without noticing.

by Ya Boi Breadstick September 26, 2017

transitive rape

When person A elects to rape person B, only to change his/her mind as they begin and to be subsequently raped by person B. The process can repeat.

I was going to rape her, but then I chickened out and she pulled a transitive rape back on me.

by Efram Birkelstein April 12, 2008

transit sex

transient sex performed by transvestites .

( Frequently enacted in the back of a

Ford Transit van ) .

Where are they ? .

Their all coming in the back of the van ! -

Is that transit sex then ? .

by E - FUMBLER January 24, 2009

Calgary Transit

Any piss poor, subpar organization that is inefficient and mismanaged with murderous scoundrels calling the shots who would rather see citizens dead on the tracks than use the millions in revenue generated to improve safety.

Q: Dude, who is worse the Gadhafi government or Calgary Transit?
A: They’ll both burn in the depths of hell

by sheepvomit April 28, 2011