touch grass

something that genshin, lol, gacha heat kids, and etc. it's a way to mess with someone who is on the internet too much or plays one of the pepole listed

alex: hey karter, instead of cranking 90s you should crank deez nuts and touch grass
karter: WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST BEAT NINJA

by cheesegameridk April 8, 2022

Touch Grass

This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.

Go touch grass, you sweaty idiot.

by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022

Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.

Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!

by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023

touching grass

the equivalent of sex

Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass

Friend 1: LETS GOO!!

by 8k AliExpress recliner May 14, 2022

Cant Touch Grass Syndrome

When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends

"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum

by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025

touch grass

a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"

Person A: I have prestige 2 in MWII in just 2 days!

Person B: go touch grass dude.

by bleuk January 20, 2024

Touch Grass

Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.

“You’ve been talking about her brown snatch for two hours... maybe it’s time to touch grass, yeah?”

by pirate agent September 10, 2024