something that genshin, lol, gacha heat kids, and etc. it's a way to mess with someone who is on the internet too much or plays one of the pepole listed
alex: hey karter, instead of cranking 90s you should crank deez nuts and touch grass
karter: WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST BEAT NINJA
karter: WHAT THE FUCK I ALMOST BEAT NINJA
by cheesegameridk April 8, 2022
 Get the touch grassmug.
Get the touch grassmug. This is the meaning of someone telling to go outside, and then touch the green and fresh grass, this is usually used by: People that has a mind, People that DOES not have a mind and only PEOPLE.
by SDLolistakenlmao September 26, 2022
 Get the Touch Grassmug.
Get the Touch Grassmug. by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023
 Get the Touch Grassmug.
Get the Touch Grassmug. the equivalent of sex
Friend 1: hey man have you had any sex recently?
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
Friend 2: no, but i've been touching grass
Friend 1: LETS GOO!!
by 8k AliExpress recliner  May 14, 2022
 Get the touching grassmug.
Get the touching grassmug. When a person hasn't been outside to touch grass in more than 2 weeks, then u have Can't Touch Grass Syndrome, where they're officially lost to League of Legends
"Bruh i havent been outside for 2 months ,i probly have Cant Touch Grass Syndrome"John Snow
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
"Oh ,that checks out,u have been inside alot,u look like a vampire,cause i havent been outside for years" Princess Bubblegum
by The Dumb Dictionary September 8, 2025
 Get the Cant Touch Grass Syndromemug.
Get the Cant Touch Grass Syndromemug. a term used commonly online when Person A thinks Person B spends a lot of time on the internet or is heavily talented at video games. Similar to the phrase "get a life"
by bleuk January 20, 2024
 Get the touch grassmug.
Get the touch grassmug. Touch Grass - A humorous insult suggesting someone should get some fresh air or engage with reality.
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
 Get the Touch Grassmug.
Get the Touch Grassmug.