tossed salad

to have your asshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
usually used with a possesion pronoun or a conjunction
tossed a salad
tossed my salad
tossed her salad
tossed our salad

timmy, you got a D. you know what you gotta do?... NOOOOOO!!! i dont wanna toss a salad...ima read!!! ima learn to read!!!
a tossed salad isnt a tossed salad

by OMGigotmysaladtossedOMG May 2, 2006

Tossed the lock

No longer being a virgin.

John: Hey man I heard you tossed the locked last night!

David: Yeah! We did so many things! Boston Flapjack! Pink Sock! And I even did the houdini!

by Thatoneguytho June 4, 2014

Tossed my pasta

An act in which a male is getting his butthole licked while receiving a handjob at the same time.

Guy: Dude I heard Amanda gave you a handjob?!
Louie: Pfff, even better than that. She gave me the ol' rimjob handjob combo. She tossed my pasta something fierce!

by ScragglyLou November 7, 2017

tossed the pickle

To perform a lackluster, half-baked work.

He totally tossed the pickle on that paint job.

by elf2252 July 5, 2009

TOSSED UP

TWO MEN CHOOSING "HEADS' OR "TAILS" ON A GIRL WHEN HAVING SEX WITH HER AT THE SAME TIME.

"TOSSED UP"= HEADS OR TAILS LIKE TOSSING A COIN.

by LILMAMA1127TH August 18, 2009

tossed salad

To eat someones ass with either jelly or syrup.

While in the pen, Iwould always have a tossed salad after dinner.

by scottyj May 30, 2003

tossed taco salad

(v.) The act of licking the rim and mine shaft of your partner’s sphincter the day after they have eaten one too many Jack in the Box .99 tacos. Usually a chunky residue of the resultant explosive diarrhea laced with taco grease remains as an added layer of taste and texture.

That Jim sure likes to eat those nasty Jack in the Box tacos; he says his dog Heidi loves to eat his tossed taco salad afterwards.

by A. Friend October 7, 2007