Tophen

Surname of Ukrainian Royalty. Tophens are bred to have Higher than average IQ, breathtaking good looks, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a profound spiritual understanding of the universe which is caused by a rare genetic make up of extra activated DNA strands.

"That girl is so smart and beautiful! It must be because she is a Tophen!"

by StarseedIndigoPurifyer August 17, 2011

topless shock syndrome

A syndrome where the victim is shocked at the sight of a non-sexually topless woman in public, especially when said occurrence isn't a part of the victim's daily schedule.

Female A: "I went out to Central Park topless today, since it is legal to go topless in New York. Apparently there were some victims of topless shock syndrome out there with their kids."
Female B: "Ah, lucky you."

by Slayerx1010 September 24, 2013

topdeck waffle stomp

To take a dump in the shower then ejaculate on top of the turd before stomping it down then drain

Hey man sorry I did a topdeck waffle stomp in your mum’s shower

by BigpapiP October 4, 2021

Toppenheimer

Toppenheimer is when you get top from a girl whilst watching the movie Oppenheimer.

“I was at the movies the other week and my mates girlfriend gave some Toppenheimer”

by Goblinhunter July 30, 2023

SCOOTER TOOTER

When some kid named Tyler rides a scooter while simultaneously tooting

Hey look, it's Tyler the Scooter Tooter!

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

topped off

1.When a female gives oral stimulation to her partner. 2. The art of sucking dick.

Ayo man I was eatin a steak n cheese sandwich and gettin topped off at the same time....that shyt was heaven

by RagstaRichez a.k.a. Poke'Monster April 4, 2006

topless

wearing nothing above the waist, usually said of a woman

The Police arrested a young woman who went topless as a protest aginst the new law.

by Light Joker March 11, 2006