by Mullet February 13, 2004

A good looking sexual partner that sits atop ones penis to spice it up a bit. Similar to grade school pencil toppers.
by Grover114 October 12, 2011

by lipglosslover+Mrs.Petty June 19, 2006

your ratchet ass twin
by freshbreath_69 November 5, 2014

A blowjob of epic proportions. A girl gets in a washing machine, and as it rotates, her mouth remains on your cock. Thus, the washer topper.
by washertoppergiver May 1, 2021

by jkolgf April 13, 2015

One who always has to tell others about how their experiences and stories are better and more amazing than everyone else's. Previously known as a "1-upper".
by TyCan June 9, 2021
