drive by tooting

a fart that is smelled when someone walks quickly by you.

There was a drive by tooting when the youngster ran by us in the kitchen.

by thumperconway August 22, 2009

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toning it down

To becoming completely relaxed with somebody sexually; make love.

Are you toning it down with her tonight?

by realizt November 6, 2017

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Toozing

Toozing is the word used when a woman is going to the bathroom for number Two.

Office Manager: oh boy, I will be in the bathroom Toozing. those tacos are not sitting well!

Sales Rep: I know what you mean! I have had the runs all morning long. I think the media girl spiked the coffee this morning.

by office guy July 27, 2010

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Tooting your French horn

The act of preforming oral sex on yourself by pulling both of your legs over your head. Contorting your body into the shape of a French horn with your feet being the mouthpiece and your head being the bell of the horn.

"Did you hear about Jeff trying to "Tooting your French horn?!"
"Yeah, I always knew he was lonely, but damn..."

by x405xarmsdealer May 30, 2013

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tooting powder

Eventually, this term comes from the act of actually eating what some may know as "poop," and exhausting some type of powder as the matter is injested.

"My dog was tooting powder, and there was way too much residue in the grass, afterwards."

by Jillian Saint James July 20, 2009

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