tooting

Part of southwest london with a very high asian population.

"i need to buy some curry powder"
"Go to tooting then"

by lulubod April 3, 2009

toegina

When a woman gets, or has, toes in her vagina,
Popular with lesbians and straight people.

Becky: “Susan you want me to pull em out yet?”

Susan: “Nono, I love this toegina shit, your toes in my pussy is hot as hell bro!”

Becky : “hmmmm~~ my toes are wet”

(Later that day)

Susan: I got toegina with Becky last night!

Shaniqua: brooo I’m so jealous I have always wanted toegina!

by DragonChickens#3205 August 18, 2020

Toogie Beard

A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.

A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.

by Ace Binkley December 24, 2005

Toobin

Yet another euphemism for masturbation, self-coined in October 2020 by Jeffery Toobin while on a Zoom call with his closest colleagues. Oh yeah, he didn’t realize he was still on the call when he decided it was time to rub one out.

Don’t bother me, I’m in front of the laptop Toobin it.

by bustapost October 19, 2020

toobin

when somebody masturbates while on a live video chat

"What happened to Dave?"
"He forgot to turn his camera off and got fired for toobin it"

by calvinbutternut October 19, 2020

tootincommon

When you and a friend both fart within the same 5 seconds of each other.

John farts then 3 seconds later Paul farts and John says tootincommon! and they rejoice

by tcicb July 6, 2007

Rootin' Tootin' Jamaican Chocolate Raspberry

When a girl has diarrhea, and you ask her to fart in your mouth, but she squirts a little diarrhea in your mouth when she does it. It makes you sick, so you vomit, but you vomit in your own crotch. Then, she puts her vagina against your vomit covered crotch, and queefs. At the same time, she starts her period, so your crotch gets covered with menstrual blood too. The acid in your barf start rotting her cunt, and chunks of it fall off. Her 4 year old comes in and eats the chunks, and you chop both of their heads off with a tomahawk.

I want to give Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton a rootin' tootin' jamaican chocolate raspberry after she's done taking it up the gary. If she's too tired, she can just give me a regular jamaican raspberry

by Dingleberry Rock November 30, 2004