tomb raiding

Hooking up with your past conquests.

It's not cheating if you're tomb raiding.

by SashaLBC September 16, 2013

Tomb Raider

Someone who’s into fucking old ladies. They like to raid their “tomb”.

Guy 1: yo why you always sleeping with old ladies?
Guy 2: cause I’m a tomb raider

by wheelie boi December 17, 2019

Tomb Tainer

A cruel person who tells a person to leave a person alone in a hurtful way, and inconsiderate for anyone's feelings. And someone who plays very unfair with someone, never believing anybody because of males, and disrespects others opinions, also a person who hates men. And someone who wants to get rid of males, an unfair gamer, an unfair remarking person, a Liar, a troll.

Person 1:Hey mike, i want to play tag with you :D
Person 2:Sure :)
Person 3:include me, *tags person 1*
Person 1:*glares at person 3* Don't touch me you ebola punk
Person 3:But i washed my hands...
Person 1:I don't believe punks like you.
Person 3:Why are you such a tomb tainer to certain people... :(

by Junko Ilkun April 1, 2022

Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb

The prototypical Tomb Bomb. Always talking about their favorite amino's, fiending for the next purp, and lifting weights. Probably a chemistry nerd but doesn't touch that tren cause life is better on hard mode.

"Hey bro, want to pop some tren and hit the gym?"
"As soon as I get this purp I'll meet you at the gym, but no tren cause I'm already Sean Bean the Tomb Bomb."

by DicDaddy July 25, 2023

Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting July 9, 2015

Tomb Raider

When a Lara Croft (singular lady) has an eye for the much, much (ancient) older man with a view to find the "Big O" (Occident) or the monies. Pleasure is an artefact in this world and must be archaeologically sourced or adventured for via booby traps. A gold digger for the right reasons!

"She's gorgeous! What's she doing with that fossil?"

"He knows his shit about continuo dude! It's not abour the money... she's a Tomb Raider bro"

by BassDaddee October 28, 2022

Tomb Raider

A girl who’s always at a dude’s house but leaves in the end.

Aye, Yo Marco, Beth is a Tomb Raider.

by Yabae08 September 6, 2019