Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

by Blabooga December 15, 2020

Toilet Milk

Cetyl Alcohol 68 g.
Medicinal Soap 18 g.
Glycerin 23 g.
Mineral Oil 91 g.
Water 780 cc.
Perfume 20 g.

Toilet milk
Toilet milk

by toilet man 6000 August 23, 2022

toilet fire

Something with the potential of being very good which turns out to be very disappointing.

This day has been an absolute toilet fire.

by Jasonaf1981 December 7, 2017

Toilet paper

The cure for corona virus

dumb middle age woman : “Hey fuck off that’s my toilet paper”
another dumb middle age
woman : “ you have a trolley full you dog”
*fight over toilet paper begins*

by coughing asian March 8, 2020

Toin Coss

When you are really drunk and you and your friends can't decide which Disney movie to watch while out of your face. You must do a Toin Coss

A Toin Coss can also be used in categories other than Disney films. The only condition is you are shit faced

Person 1: Right, which film should we watch!?
Person 2: No idea lets do a Toin Coss

Person 1: Aladdin or Hercules?!?!
Person 2: No idea lets do a Toin Coss

by JD23 September 20, 2014

Nuked the Toilet

Like dropping a nuke only much worse, most of the time bad enough to back up your sewage system.

Man I had to call the plumber after I nuked the toilet in my house last night.

by Element Master October 29, 2009

Toilet Brother

a person licks the water in toilets

Brandon became a toilet brother after he was in a bathroom stall and started licking the water in the toilet.

by ProudestWeebEver December 3, 2016