Toilet Test Sheet

The first sheet of toilet paper used, while using the restroom, to decide if you will need more.

When Jeremy couldn't decide whether his poop was dry or wet, he used a toilet test sheet, and found that he needed more, due to excessive diarrhea.

by hmvic November 21, 2011

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Toilet Store

A store that sells cheap items such as clothes and toilets. Any item that is considered inferior is sold at the Toilet Store.

"Hey nice clothes gentlemen. I didn't know the savation army was having a sale."
"Hey! Where did you get those clothes... at the toilet store?"

Person 1: Where did you get those socks from, the toilet store?
Person 2: Shut up, I forgot my dress socks.

by Brickman2012 October 21, 2012

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toilet bowl paper

What a roll of bungwipe becomes when it falls into the toilet and subsequently requires disposal.

{Ed}: Myrna, can you run get me another roll of assiton assimilators please? This roll fell into the can, becoming toilet bowl paper!
{Myrna}: Ed, that's the third time this month that you've made toilet bowl paper! Won't you please fix the TP dispenser?!?

by Telephony September 22, 2014

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Torlet

An American regional pronunciation of the word toilet. This American dialect is used in Southern Illinois, Western Ohio, Kentucky.

Hey youns guys, I drank too much soda and need to use the torlet.

by Kadek, 2nd son January 11, 2019

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Cryogenic Toilet

The Cryogenic Toilet is what you use after you eat the Cryogenic Meal.

Cryogenic's Roomate: When are you going to get out of there you've been in there for 20 minutes.
Cryogenic: Give me 727 more minutes on the Cryogenic Toilet!

by Kauitsu April 14, 2022

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