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towing the trailer

When one individual positioned on all fours backs onto another individuals tongue, rear individual places his/hers tongue into the front persons anus. Thus forming a vehicle and trailer and hitching up.
Carl backed himself onto Paul’s tongue and informed Paul’s he was now the trailer. Carl enjoyed Towing the trailer.
by Top trucker April 30, 2019
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Zzz toping

When one is in a prolonged state of benzo abuse and is drifting in and out of consciousness
Oh man you should have seen Troy last night, he was ZZZ toping so hard he was drowning in a bowl if Wheaties.
by Mizo capoli August 14, 2014
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Toming

Being oblivious of having a boner (a tom) and it being noticed by everyone even having pictures taken of it.
"Hey did you see the pictures from the party?"
"No"
"Did you like the girl you were dancing with?"
"She was repulsing I almost threw up"
"But bro you're Toming in this picture!"
by Concerned Photographer January 21, 2012
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Dim Toning

Setting your favourite song as your ring tone and then, after months of hearing it over and over again through your phone's bass-hating speakers, growing to hate it through too much repetition
"Isn't this your favourite song?"

"No, I can't stand it anymore. I set it as my ring tone and after four months of hearing just the chorus I cracked."

"Gutted. That's some pretty dim toning on your part."

"Yeah."

"What have you got as your ring tone now?"

"Why are we talking about ring tones?"

"We must just be losers."

"Bastard."
by H.S. Willsy August 27, 2011
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Teeing Off

A sexual move which became wildly popular during the 90's when a man gets a woman's nipples hard by either; rubbing ice cubes on her tits, doin' her in a walk-in freezer, doin' her outside in the cold weather, or any other cold involved situation to get them nips erect. Then the man places one or both of his balls on the erect nipple, the "tee" and uses his dick, the "club" to drive the ball(s) off the tee.
Bro it's so cold outside, I think if I crack open my window enough cold air will leak through that i'll be teeing off on this big-faced hunnie in no time!

Holy shit man we were so wasted last night she actually let me tee off!
by Forestwhittakerforprez69 December 14, 2009
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Teeing

When a Person stands on an object, with his arms out like they are Crucified. The New Planking

Started by: Josue L, Ryan G, Graham B, Ollie A, and Kosta R
Worlds Best/Largest Teeing (Tee), Christ the Redeemer (Cristo Redentor. Rio, Brazil)
by Zabatsue August 19, 2011
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towing

(Yorkshire origin) A Struggle: A word to describe how one may feel when waking up to discover you have the worlds largest hang over, furriest tongue and ugliest face. Usually the clock is saying 8:56 am and your due into work in 4 minutes....the drive takes 45.
Roger: "sorry mr green, im going to be a wee bit late for work this morning"
Mr green: "Oh and why is that Roger?"
Roger: "Because i look like i've been hit by the ugly truck - twice"
Mr green: "Oh dear, i suppose your struggling to get here for nine then roger?"
Roger: "Struggling? that's not the word mr green.....im towing like a beatch"
by hannah f January 9, 2008
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