Very elegant, short, but very attactive. Has heavy potential to get a lot of play but is too much of a bitch to start anything. What goes through their mind is a mystery as they have a tendency to be very bipolar. Scientists theorize that he will never get any girl in the next 5 generations. Yes, tirone latouche cannot be a blood related curse but is a curse placed by the gods and makes a virgin woman between the ages of 60-70 give birth to a tirone latouche every century. Prophets speculate that the tirone letouche curse was happening pre common era as jesus was speculated to be a victim of the curse of tirone letouche. Some recent evidence has been revealed as a tirone letouche is now alive and is currently the age of 16 reports say. Thnaks to the awareness raised recently on this curse, communities have joint and worked together leading to interviews to be held with the family of the current tirone latouche and have found an idea on how to break the curse. A Professional witchcrafter has been concocting a magic spell that can cure the tirone latouche curse but will kill the current tirone latouche and erase the history and memory of those who knew a tirone latouche.
by The advisors June 24, 2024
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Other Random Chick: Yeah i asked him how he did a sick-ass card trick and he put a rake in my ass!
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Random Chick: I want a rake in my ass.
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A person, usually under the age of 18, who tries to use the notorious website "urbandictionary.com" to write made-up words, names of people that they personally know, names of controversial celebrities, or other such trivial things, attempting to then create and invent silly, more often than not offensive, and edgy definitions in order to result funny, or maybe even to "post a screenshot for the boys" if they do happen to succeed in the ordeal. Unfortunately, though, Urban Dick-tioners, due to their immaturity, lack of proper grammar and cringy sense of humor, usually end up creating unfunny and tasteless jokes that do not possess the same quirkyness that can be found in proper memed words on "urbandictionary.com". As a result of this whole debacle, their monstrous creations rarely get voted to be added and actually end up on the site.
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