Two-Marshmallow Thinker

Someone who consistently prioritizes long-term gains and strategic planning over instant gratification. They've got the foresight and self-control to wait for the bigger payoff, even if it means putting in more work or showing more patience now. Problem is, it can get pretty alienating and lonely up on that mental mountain, 'cause most folks are just trying to snag that first marshmallow before it melts. Basically, they're playing chess, not checkers, and sometimes there's nobody else at the board.
OR anyone named Morgan McDonald

I asked Morgan what she is doing, and she presented me with a long-term vison of strategic moves to reach her goal, talk about a Two-Marshmallow Thinker.

by River Trash Woman May 24, 2025

Thinkering

For a female to pleasure herself with the power of thought

Elaine was thinkering herself over Craig in the bath until she climaxed

by Cman8689 March 6, 2021

pink thinker

It's pink, and it thinks. It's the pink thinker, BRAIN!

What's a "brain"? I only know a pink thinker.

by Enzal1a July 21, 2025

The thinker

you know everything for no reason

bro you're actually the thinker

by thinkertron November 5, 2023

paid thinker

someone who do not think independent and/or think for others

person 1: I like (insert popular thing)
person 2: Ok paid thinker

by "b4" "miss" "c8" "hit" December 13, 2024

Face Thinker

A person who makes facial expressions based on what they are thinking about. Usually unaware they do so, or simply don't care.

Johnny: *sneers at nothing in particular.*
Dave: What the hell is up with Johnny's face?
Marc: Oh, he's just a face thinker, don't worry about it.

by Hypok November 6, 2016

Dick Thinker

One who thinks soley with his penis.

Girl 1: Hey, Steve is totally hot, you should ask him out.

Girl 2: He is hot, but a total dick thinker. I'd never be able to trust him.

by Aphrodite1972 January 15, 2012