spoon

Spoon - can have variouse meanings.

However (certainly) in northern parts of the UK "you spoon" is another word for you idiot or you utter twat.
"You're a right spoon boy ain't ya?" - Meaning you are a bit of an idiot really aren't you. Generally used after having fucked up a really simple task, question or not having understood something very obviouse.
by c1187600 February 20, 2007
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A sex act done in prison which involves inserting a spoon up another inmate's ass. Popularized in the HBO prison drama Oz.
Wolfgang Cutler: You and me? We're gonna spoon. Now bend the fuck over.
by Lakitu1983 August 14, 2007
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Spoons

Slang name for a Wetherspoons pub, which is part of a British national chain of pubs. Serves cheap drinks and cheap food.
Person 1- "I fancy cocktails"
Person 2- "2 for £12 pitchers at spoons?"

Person1 - "to spoons!"
by Glelato July 02, 2015
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Someone who is a complete idiot and cannot answer a simple question.
by WhamBham March 01, 2015
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"The moon landing was fake."
"You're a fucking spoon."
by jojiighei March 17, 2018
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spooning

Spooning is when two people lie on their sides and face in the same direction whilst being close to one another in a hugging position.
Person 1:"Did you hear that Joe Lancaster and Gary Ellard were spooning last night in their tent?"

Person 2: "Yeh man, I don't know if they liked it but for their own dignity, let's just say that they were cold"

Person 1: "Yeah man, they were in a tent after all"

*note* not real people mentioned above. Random names used.*
by Graham O' Brien September 02, 2008
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v. to lay in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to or poking one's booty.
n. the act of laying in the position with a man's penis in close proximity to poking one's booty.
by Cristal December 10, 2003
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