ejaculatory therapist 

A prostitute that charges your insurance company for services rendered.

Hooker? She's my ejaculatory therapist , I've got a referal from my physician!

ejaculatory therapist by Uncle Dewy G April 7, 2016

NLP Therapist

A job title given to one's self after completion of an overpriced course with no real employment options.

An obscure pseudo-science 'qualification' not recognised by any organisation of real merit, often held by B grade instragram influencers as a bio filler line.

"What do you do for a job?"
"I'm an NLP Therapist"
"Oh wow! Does unemployment benefits pay on Tuesday or Thursday?"

NLP Therapist by Thenotsoslimshady July 21, 2021

unlicensed therapist 

stripper, exotic entertainer

strippers have been known to refer to themselves as unlicensed therapists. Gentlemen club patrons seem to find solace confiding in strippers in all areas of their life.

unlicensed therapist by takosalad October 23, 2012

armchair therapist 

Someone without any background in phycology who thinks they know everything about it. They usually diagnose people or themselves with little to no knowledge of how these illnesses work.

They are an armchair therapist

armchair therapist by SexyPigBoi May 20, 2021

Hood Therapist

A hood therapist is someone who’s not legally qualified to tell you how to maintain your crazy ass but tells you the good-hood truth on how to.

Yo go see Jules, she’s the “hood therapist”. she knows what she’s doin

Hood Therapist by trippynicki May 24, 2021

naked therapist 

Naked therapist is definition of prostitute or stripper

Jamie:hey Jim I say your tweets yesterday abt naked therapist what is that

Jimmy:oh it's about prostitute thank you for asking btw

naked therapist by Liloandloli December 27, 2021

Kylie the "Sex Therapist" 

On-Air radio "Therapist", (FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY). She's a truly genuine person, a charming girl with a heart of gold, sarcastic sense of humour, and extremely intelligent.
Not to mention absolutely incredible boobs, she will knock you off your feet with just one stare. She's got this sexy geek look with the perfect little glasses, and a love of Spider-man. Known to be one of the most incredible people you will ever meet. Without a doubt, the hottest red head in radio.

"Did you go out last night?"

"No, Kylie the "Sex Therapist" was on the radio."

"Dude, I can't believe I missed it! She's the best and so smoking hot!"

Kylie the "Sex Therapist" by JoeyForrest June 17, 2011