theodore is the guy who broke my fucking heart and has a girlfriend but hasn't actually rejected me yet..... so i still have a crush on him.
"Did you hear that your name has a crush on Theodore?"
"Yeah. I'm their best friend of course I know."
"i cAN HEAR Y'ALL!"
"Yeah. I'm their best friend of course I know."
"i cAN HEAR Y'ALL!"
by ur-mom-gay December 26, 2018
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I have a boner because I'm Theodore
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the cutest ever to be alive <3 🦋🦋 hes the best ever no denying. And when quarantine is over cuddle the heck out of your theodore;) tehe
by ursillygal April 27, 2020
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Honestly a really good looking, rich and funny guy. he may not be tall but at least he is not short either, hes also such a good friend and person.
He pulls all the girls and has ultimate rizz. he also gets rizzed up alot. he is so hot that even the guys like him, but theodore is not gay. HES A WOG #WOGBOY4LIFE
he also says the N word too much even tho hes not black
He pulls all the girls and has ultimate rizz. he also gets rizzed up alot. he is so hot that even the guys like him, but theodore is not gay. HES A WOG #WOGBOY4LIFE
he also says the N word too much even tho hes not black
girl 1: Hey girls lets go ask that hottie for his snap
girl 2: omg yes hes a 10/10
later...
girl 1: your cute, can i have your snap
Theodore Lygoyris: sure.
girls 2, 3, 4, 5: NO PLEASE GIVE US YOUR SNAP TOO
theodore lygoyris: bet, but what about my homie over here, he dont got no bitches
girl 3: ye, hes ugly
theodore lygoyris: ok im not giving u my snap then
girls: no please, fine ill add him to, but give me your snap
theodore lygoyris: ok.
homie: thanks bro, your a G
girl 2: omg yes hes a 10/10
later...
girl 1: your cute, can i have your snap
Theodore Lygoyris: sure.
girls 2, 3, 4, 5: NO PLEASE GIVE US YOUR SNAP TOO
theodore lygoyris: bet, but what about my homie over here, he dont got no bitches
girl 3: ye, hes ugly
theodore lygoyris: ok im not giving u my snap then
girls: no please, fine ill add him to, but give me your snap
theodore lygoyris: ok.
homie: thanks bro, your a G
by Theo. L October 22, 2023
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