Basting the Turkey

When a Man and woman are having sex and the man then pulls out and ejaculates on her and then begins to Gobble while he is doing it.

Basting the Turkey.Gobble, Gobble, Gobble, Try to sound realistic!!

by KyleRM December 29, 2007

slurping the turkey

Sucking white meat through one's mouth.

I saw your mom slurping the turkey.

by Haruki November 22, 2006

Choking the turkey

feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner

Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?

Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 10, 2012

Stuffing the Turkey

gettin it on, poppin ur cherry, sexual intercourse lololololol

hey where were u last nite
o i was stuffin the turkey with taht fineee girl

by Treyvon October 26, 2003

cutting the turkey

when someone is depressed and suicidal and cuts themselves with knives, razors, glass, or other sharp objects

that girl cut the turkey so many times last night that she died of blood loss

by scott November 25, 2004

Basting the turkey

The art of jerking off, your hand is the turkey like when you used it to draw them in kindergarten, your jizz is the the baste.

Man I didn't finish my homework because I was basting the turkey, I gotta quit making sexcuses.

by Axell Spy February 20, 2011

slammin the turkey

when some fat guy tries to masturbate by his arms are to fat to come together.

Ryan: hey look! that fat guy's slammin the turkey! im so hot
Drake: eww you're a wierdo!!

by someone better than you April 29, 2006