couch professor

Someone who comments on the internet or social media posts from the couch. Typically commenting on topics they have no formal education or experience in the topic's field. Look on Facebook for post with over 50 comments for best examples of couch professors.
This 15 year old couch professor is telling how i should set up my race car.

Damn couch professors think they know so much about climate change and poiltics.
by Ping207 August 09, 2017
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professor dickdouche

A sentient entity who is in the state of being dick and a douche at the same time
"professor" implies sarcastically that the offended person is intelligent.
teacher: BE QUIIIIEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!111
Me: OK professor dickdouche
by wangjiahua December 10, 2010
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Professor Merryweather

Is everyones favorite weather man, lunatic, midnightlover.
Loves Carrie Underwood and Elle Woods and plays monopoly often.
Did you see the weather man Professor Merryweather?
by SuggaDaddyV June 28, 2009
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Professor Pwnage

The combination of Professor and Pwnage.

Professors are qualified experts, of the various levels.

Pure Ownage as used in online gaming to stress your superiority on all levels.

You are a qualified expert in PWNING NUB'S!
School is in session NUBS and I am your Professor, Professor Pwnage (PHD in FPS)
by Spec/Professor Pwnage November 30, 2009
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Professor Homework

A caricature of a human being. Knows all song lyrics to every song, enjoys benders, late night dance partying, a nice pair of slacks, gold chain crucifixes, ducks, and DDR. He is showwwwwww amashingggggggggg.
Oh my God, look at that kid. I haven't seen someone such a disaster since Professor Homework roamed these parts.
by Bill Kras September 06, 2007
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Professor Frink

The biggest legend on the Simpsons. Likes to supplement all phrases with "umma-hey"
"I call it Gamblor"
"The, uh, real humans wouldn't burn, ah, quite so fast. Umma-hey."
"The secret ingredient is LOVE! Stupid machine!"
by Slammer September 01, 2003
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Adjunct Professor

A cheap, untenured lecturer that teaches for peanuts at a university, naively hoping that they will beat the odds and one day get hired into a tenure-track position.
Dude, did you know that professor Smith is an adjunct professor, and he makes less teaching this class than I did working at Wendy's last summer? What a tool!

by Mr E July 23, 2008
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