Meteor shower

When someone moons and lets bits of poop come out.

Ben is so gross, he let a meteor shower rain loose on my carpet

by WillyMaster1001 April 4, 2024

Meteor shits

When you shit with such a force that it leaves shit meteors in your toilet that when you try to pee them off later excavate the middle but leave a shit crater on the bowl.

"Aw man I mixed brandy and red wine last night and had the meteor shits. Pissed on 7 craters this morning.

by Hedonismbot17287 October 6, 2018

Social meteor

A social media personality who falls from popularity.

Tekashi 69 is a social meteor.

by Charles Monroe II January 15, 2019

Joe Dirt meteor

Shit that fell out of an airplane & is mistaken for a meteor

I ate fast food off a Joe Dirt meteor

by CrotchDocter87 August 4, 2018

meteor crash

when you want to break the awkward silence by flipping a table and setting shit on fire. also involves the breaking of pots and repeating bellyflops on the table.

Jake: BRO! jerry just meteor crashed my house!

by DAMMIOT January 19, 2017

Mafia meteor

...overnight (red-eye) flight from Las Vegas to the Midwest or east coast in the 1960s and 1970s with organized crime members transporting money skimmed from casino receipts to the heads of the organized crime families pirmarily in Chicago, Newark, and New York.

Can also apply to the connecting flights from Chicago to Newark/New York after the overnight flight from Las Vegas.

...the bagmen were on the mafia meteor on Sunday night.

by Bertpeters1 August 3, 2025

Brown Meteor

A Brown Meteor is when you poop in a sock, then swing it around really fast, leaving a stench circle. To make it a Brown Comet, you need to let go and let it fly into a wall or person.

James: Brown Meteor, locked and loaded.

Lucas: Swing her around champ.

by DUNC3 March 4, 2025