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Land of the Big PX

The United States mainland. Term used by American Servicemen in Southeast Asia (especially in the Philippines) to describe how they believe America is thought of by the natives. Usually used in conjunction with marriage.

Possibly also used by the natives themselves. PX stands for Post Exchange which is basically the military department store. It sold goods that the average local store didn't have. Servicemen would bring their native girlfriends or wives shopping on base. As they understood it, America had all of these goods and more. It was their main association with the US.
All these little Fillipina girls want to do is marry a Marine and get him to take her to the Land of the Big PX.

I can't wait to get out of this shithole country and go back to the Land of the Big PX.
Land of the Big PX by sfmc98 June 16, 2009
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Talking To Ralph On The Big White Phone 

Vomiting in the toilet. Talking to Ralph/Ralf (vomiting), on the Big White Phone (white porcelain toilet).
Where's Linda? She was guzzling red wine like a Legionnaire, and now she's talking to Ralph On The Big White Phone.

out of the big bed 

term which aptly describes the status of a husband who is in mondo big trouble with the misses ....

(see David Letterman, Sen. John Edwards)
After three days of observing him awaken for work from his office couch, the entire office knew Paul was officially out of the big bed....

Talk to Ralph on the Big White Phone

Man I drank so much last night I had to talk to ralph on the big white phone all morning

Callin' Earl on the big white phone 

Puking into a toilet. Especially after heavy drinking.
He'll be callin' Earl on the big white phone if he keeps drinking at this rate.

Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler 

Ole boy, drives a tractor trailer all day (sun up-sun down)
Always has a sore buttocks.
Constantly looking for workers on his farm but more importantly someone to rub his big fat ass!
Claims his ass looks like rigotta cheese wrapped tight in a plastic bag.
Claims his ass looks a pickle that’s been stepped on by a football team with cleats on.
Doesn’t like having them little cellulose bubbles in his ass and wants a good rub down.
That big bastard on the tractor is a Big Ole Bad Ass Bob the Cattle Rustler! His ass must be sore!

Kornacki on the big board

That special moment when all your talent, smarts, and skills finally get their spotlight, then you're "Kornacki on the big board"
Liza the new bartender makes incredible drinks fast that it's fun to watch. She's so "Kornacki on the big board"!