Slippery Sandal

When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.
That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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Slippery Sandal

When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.
That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.
by Patrick Deguzmann March 12, 2018
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lizard sandals

the focal point of the greatest victory story mankind has ever heard. so sayeth the slothman
dude that story had the lizard sandals
by That Slothman August 07, 2010
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turbo sandals

leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.
sadaam forgot his turbo sandals
by Benny 7588 July 18, 2006
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Jesus sandals

When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey

(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
by Funnyguy32 November 26, 2015
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sandal muncher

A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like
Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."

Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"
by aum108 April 26, 2010
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socks & sandals

The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.

Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.

Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.

*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!

Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?

Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
by WelshDan March 23, 2017
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