rural myth

A false rumour that entrenched as truth in poor rural-majority countries

In Egypt farmers believe a hot-air balloon that lands on their field brings good luck. They would, wouldn't they - it brings them instant compensation from the balloon owner. It's a contrived rural myth to disguise their greed. So for rural myth read rural math, you know, as opposed to urban math.

by vivauganda January 14, 2011

Rural Beat

Old time country music played by urban (educated) musicians

Professor Smith and his wednesday night music jam were laying down some great rural beat with their mandolins and fiddles. Must have been the triple expresso latteccino's and organic micro brews they were drinking

by pitou January 19, 2008

Rural Trash

A person who lives rurally in Australia (in a place like Cessnock, Longreach, Mildura, Broome etc) and performs hillbilly actions like excessive alcohol consumption, constant yelling, sexual attraction toward family members, wears singlet, boardies and thongs(even though there is no beach close).

Ben: hey look at him he is downing those beers quickly. Geoff: And he is wearing that filthy white singlet, boardies and those Australia thongs. Ben: He is Rural Trash

by flabadabbajabbanoonga December 2, 2013

Rural MomCom

Noun/ A type of comedy that attempts to be humorous using themes such as agriculture, ridged child rearing and inappropriate flatulence.

I heard a Rural MomCom comedian at the bar and believe she’s one step away from doing Golden Corral commercials.

by Dillardfire46 October 22, 2018

the rural

PEI's best high school, no debate. We have legendary rugby teams, insane prom parties, Tim's right around the corner, decent electives, chill gym teachers, and all our parents went there too. We're willing to deal with the crappy parking because we can turn up to UPEI in red and white to watch TOSH lose the basketball game.

Blue does it better? Nah everyone knows Rural's where it's at

There's so many grade 10s at the Rural I can't even walk

Did ya hear Rural won another provincial banner

by Tim's fan June 25, 2019

washburn rural middle school

A middle school full of pot-heads and suicidal people. It's very clicky and if your lgbt other students will not respect you but teachers will. It has a ton of electives and great staff. Some kids are friendly. The sports are great.

1. I go to washburn rural middle school and it's pretty good.

by Aaron the christian trans boy March 14, 2019

Rural Nationalist

A nice way of saying white supremacist for all of the pansy racist who can't take it but constantly dish it out because they are the "Superior race" I believe it should be inferior race, or at the very least inferior brains.

Who would have ever thought those rural nationalist were such sensitive little ladies, I hope we don't defend those delicate little flowers with my harsh words of equality & inclusivity.

by Lifegardenar September 19, 2019