Inspecting the rabbi’s work

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

by Bill Erman May 20, 2018

wee little rabbi

A small rabbi about parrot size that sits on your should and brings bad luck to you.

Damn it, there's a wee little rabbi on my shoulder. I must have a synagogue in my back yard.

by Jace July 17, 2003

Rabbi Linda Goldstein

Raving lunatic, not Jewish but tries to co-opt Judaism and pretends she's a rabbi, but a "cool woke" one, so she can say anti-semitic s**t without anyone being able to call her an anti-semite.

No one:

No one at all:
Rabbi Linda Goldstein: LoOk aT mE i'M a RaBbI bUt nOt aN aCtUaL jEw. My head is far far up my own ass. I don't hold the shit talking sessions that I call "prayer" in Hebrew because it's the ZiOnIsT language, even though it's the literal language the Torah was written in and is 2000 years old. I can't correctly a

by Not_another_s**t October 13, 2021

Reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton

The actual winner for GOTY in Game Awards 2022 and now part of the canon lore to Elden Ring

The kid who was cooking on the stage: "I think I want to nominate this award to my reformed orthodox rabbi Bill Clinton"

by justhudgecc December 9, 2022

Rabbi Penile Secretions

A bussin online video gamer who is fine asf, but has a micro penis. Can be used as an insult.

You are acting like RABBI PENILE SECRETIONS right now

by Rabbi penile secretions September 10, 2022

Rabbi

Medical staff or doctor that specialises in removing ones foreskin whitout any sedation whatsoever. This act is usually performed in order to clean up the ridiculous mess some people happen to have between their legs. The process is usually excruciatingly painfull and disgusting, though neccessary to save ones penis from exploding while taking part in sexual intercourse with their primary genital organs. It is roughly comparable to being circumcised.

Must ot to be confused with the jewish, religious Priest.

This fucking Rabbi cut off my cock!

by BrunumAlbanum January 14, 2022

Rumble Rabbis

Crypto Jew and Shabbos goy commentators on the Rumble video platform who complain all day about companies' woke agendas, but curiously refuse to ever name the Khazarian common link behind them all. Obviously in the service of the nation wreckers who wish to divide and conquer because causing a problem that goes relatively unnoticed is itself useless unless you can also cause outrage and point the finger elsewhere. Typically supports Israeli terror to help wash goyim tax dollars to their Khazarian MIC masters, draft the goyim into war, crush the US with massive debt, and drive angry refugees from the Middle East to America. See also, Walshism.

The Quartering, Salty Cracker, and Rekieta Law are all notorious Rumble Rabbis.

by Objective-Reason Daddy November 3, 2023